And Now For Something Completely Similar

im gonna be a dad

2005-07-20T03:46:00.000-07:00

you read the title...
im gonna be a daddy and shit...
i gotta stop drinking now...

bbl

2005-06-15T08:18:00.000-07:00

I'm gonna disappear for a while.

Ha!

2005-06-11T06:21:00.000-07:00

I've been away...
But now I'm back.
And Sleepy!

Also:

2005-06-07T23:57:00.000-07:00

Sweet Fucking Christ!

This makes me happy.

I take no responsibility for this:

2005-06-07T22:30:00.000-07:00

The Octopus

"Did you know the Octopus is twice as intelligent as the average kindergartner?"

"That's simply not true." I said.

"And its dreams are twice as long."

I watched it thrashing when the car moved. It was spilling Octopus water all across the back seat.

The next week our vcr and stereo were gone. The kitchen had been raided for food. Slices of bread were spread across the linoleum.

"Check the tank."

It was empty.

We found a large wet black egg between the couch cushions.

"Rub it everyday." She instructed.

Seven days later it began to squirm.

"This is it!" She declared.

I felt uncomfortable and a little nauseous. I set it on the coffee table. It wasn't going to get any more help from me.

Nothing came. I would drive home from work thinking about it.

Eventually, it shriveled up in to a little black raisin on top of the magazines. The color in all the magazines' photographs tinted green. The covers stuck to it. I had to throw them out too.

Taking the garbage bag out, I slipped in the falling snow. I cut my head and my hand and tore the bag. The little raisin tumbled in the snow, drawing a tiny path. I picked it up and licked the gash on my hand. The briny taste of its salt was in my blood. Before I could help it I consumed the entire thing. Feeling dizzy I sat down for a moment. A distant sound was in my ears.

She was watching tv as I entered. She looked me up and down. And surprisingly, I found myself studying her damaged grey eyes. I went in to my room and shut the door. I sat in bed and saw the thin blue line beneath the door flashing to the soundtrack of the television.

That night I dreamt of a throbbing heart pumping through a warm liquid.

The next night I had something in my grasp but could not open it. Whatever was inside I knew was delicious.

A few days later I drove to the harbor. I stood on one of the unguarded piers which stretched out on the inky black water. The city's neon signs bounced along the dark surface. I stripped down and stood there but could not jump in. Later, I thought, I'll finish it later.

The next night I was lying in bed. I had just awoken from a wonderful dream. I was lying in soft silt unable to focus on a blurry visage.

Only later when I walked across the living room and she did not turn her head did I realize that I was completely invisible. My body was changing colors to match its background. I waited until she prepared to go to bed and stood in her room. She slipped off her jeans. I looked for my reflection in her full length mirror swinging on her closet door and did not see it. A nightgown fell over her body and she crawled in to bed.

A few strands of blue light fell on to her sleeping form. I could hear her breathing.

The next day I did not go to work. I looked for awhile out the window where the sunlight leaked indoors. Trees stirred there in a troubled wind.

There was a knock at the door. It was the Octopus. To my horror I knew somehow it could see me. It broke the door open and scuttled furiously up the stairs. It veered suddenly to the right, making a beeline for the kitchen, going where I was going, to the drawer where the sharp knives were kept, which clattered on to the floor, spilling everywhere, gleaming brightly, sixteen in all, eight each.

-Dale

this song popped up on my playlist and I remembered just how much i like it so now im posting it here and writing what is a really rather long title

2005-06-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

The Vandals - The New You (mp3!)

Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
And we should just be friends
but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that you're not too friendly when you act like that.

Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home

Whatever happened to that girl I knew,
she was just like you- but was way more into me.
Lately you've been acting strange, or going through a phase
Why's it gotta be like that?
The old you dug me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-

Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"

I've been so patient and I'm giving you space
I haven't called all day, but you're still not coming around
You've made a big mistake- that's not a threat
no matter how it sounds

Things were going so great, but as of late
you haven't much to say

The old you loved me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-

Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home

Well now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that
you're not too friendly when you act like that. Should I smash your fucking head
with a baseball bat? And dig around the brains and goo
for something that looks lie old you-

Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"
you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me....

I'm happy.

2005-06-03T06:30:00.000-07:00

It probably won't last much longer, but at the moment I'm happy.

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Dance Hall Crashers - State of Mind
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I haven't really slept...

2005-06-02T13:17:00.000-07:00

IN SEVERAL DAYS

::points at himself:: Ha! Owned!

2005-06-02T06:08:00.000-07:00

Sucker!

Right!

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Bad Religion - Modern Man
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...!

2005-06-01T06:24:00.000-07:00

Wow... That was a lot of posts...
I think I'm gonna leave now.
Bye!

Am I the only one who loved Babylon 5?

2005-06-01T06:10:00.000-07:00

Season 1

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Ten years after the Earth Minbari war. The Babylon project was dream giving form. It's goal to prevent another war by creating a place where humans and aliens could work out their differences peacefully. It's a port of call. Home away from home for diplomas, hustlers, entrepreneurs, and wanders. Humans and aliens wrap in two million five hundred thousand tons of spinning metal, all alone in the night. It can be a dangerous place, but it's our last best hope for peace. This is the story of last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2258. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

Season 2

The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind... the year the Great War came upon us all. This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

Season 3

The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace. It failed. But in the year of the shadow war, it became something greater, our last best hope for victory. The year is 2260, the place Babylon 5.

Season 4

It was the year of fire...
the year of destruction...
the year we took back what was ours...
it was the year of rebirth...
the year of great sadness...
the year of pain...
and the year of joy.
It was a new age.
It was the end of history.
It was the year everything changed.
The year is 2261. The place:
Babylon 5.

I LOVE THAT FREAKIN SHOW

qwerty

2005-06-01T05:58:00.000-07:00

You can use "QWERTY" in scrabble!

Note: CLICK_ME!

Source:
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.

If you DONT know whats so special about QWERTY then look at the first six letters on the top row of your keyboard (well uppermost letter-containing row)

o_O

2005-06-01T05:40:00.000-07:00

She went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A.
but she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

She went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A.
but she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me
The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me

HEY, HO, HEY, HO,

I don't know
Where my baby can be
they took her from me
they took her from me

I don't know
where my baby can be
they took her from me
they took her from me

ring me, ring me, ring me
up the President
and find out
Where my baby went
ring me, ring me, ring me
up the FBI
and find out if
my baby's alive

yeah, yeah, yeah
o-o-o-o-o-o
yeah, yeah, yeah
o-o-o-o-o-o

She went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A.
but she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

She went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A.
but she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me

The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me

The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me

The KKK took my baby away
They took my girl
They took my baby away

Also: Fuck karakoke.

2005-06-01T05:15:00.000-07:00

It's not really karaoke that I'm mad at. I'm mad at the total lack of anything I would want to sing on AND karakoke cd ANYWHERE. Well... there are a couple songs.

Sex Pistols - My Way (Frank Sinatra cover)

Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl (im REALLY surprised to see this one)

Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated

Ramones - Pet Semetary

Ramones - Rock And Roll High School

Green Day - Brain Stew

Iunno...
Whatever...
F*ck Life.
F*ck The Universe.
F*ck Everything.

Fuck! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Fuck.

2005-06-01T04:19:00.000-07:00

Fuck!

I COMPLETELY forgot that PunK RocK kArAoKe was gonna be in town last Saturday.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Some guy crashed on our couch after the party last night, and I just woke him up with all my shouting of the word fuck.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck.

I am REALLY upset. I can't even tell you. Trust me. Its bad. If I hadn't already punched a hole in the wall next to me, then I would have done such presently. GDASDASFSADFASDFASDF

im going to go punch the couch

A new record!

2005-05-31T19:45:00.000-07:00

I've been trying to watch Laurence of Arabia for damn near 3 months now, and I can never get all the way through. Someone or something always happens...

Today I got all the way to the intermission when my friend walked in. Great timing. I think next time I'm just gonna start from the intermission.

And Now For Something Completely Similar

2005-05-31T14:46:00.000-07:00

Here. Listen to some of Short Music for Short People. It r 0wn4g3. Uh... If you actually want to listen (and I wouldn't be surprised if no one does) then please be kind to my connection and DL the songs to your computer to play them instead of just streaming them. ty_vm.

Here are some of my favorites:

Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks

Blink 182 - Family Reunion

Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track

Groovie Ghoulies - Doin' Fine

Less Than Jake - Anchor

Mr. T Experience - Told You Once

Nerf Herder - Doin' Laundry

NOFX - See Her Pee

Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles

The Dickies - Howdy Doody in the Woodshed

The Offspring - Hand Grenades

The Vandals - To All the Kids

Unwritten Law - Armageddon Sing-Along

Youth Brigade - You Don't Know Shit

It looks like a long list, but keep in mind they are about 30seconds each...

Oh and if you want to go exploring what else is there in the music folder, feel free. I just want to say in my defense that a lot of that is not mine, it's stuff i've gathered and hosted for friends.

Oh yeah, this won't be up fer more then a couple days...

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Boards of Canada - ROYGBIV
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Holy Shit.

2005-05-31T05:33:00.000-07:00

What. The. Fuck.

I just finished episode 8 of 'Paranoia Agent' and I have no clue what to think about the series. All I know is its fucking nuts. Fucking. Nuts. You have to watch it. Just search for Paranoia Agent on TorrentSpy.com.

I think I'm gonna go watch a couple episodes of Samurai Champloo to clear my head before I sleep.

WTF!?

My New Hope.

2005-05-31T02:06:00.000-07:00

I now have the original Star Wars trilogy on my hard drive. The REAL original, before Lucas decided to Special Edition everything to hell. Greedo shot first? My ass he did!

Hiking was fucking great.

2005-05-25T23:45:00.000-07:00

I feel so good now. Saddly this post won't contain much on the hike. I'm gonna wait till I get the pics developed to do that post.

What am I going to post about then? Shyanne! I called her tonight. The last time I called her was one week ago. I didn't call her because of the overwhelming need to talk to her though. I called her because a lot has gone on this week that I wanted to tell her about. Mostly I wanted to talk to her about some really fuckin stupid shit my mom is pulling. I'll probably post to you folks about it later, but I'm soooooo short on time at the moment. I just felt I needed to post something. Right!

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Green Day - Geek Stink Breath
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Cya!

2005-05-22T19:07:00.000-07:00

I got very depressed the other night. Reasons: Shyanne; Family; Lack of Job; Lack of Direction in My Life; Computer About to Die; Other Misc Stuff. So I decided to drink. Brilliant! So I started slamming doubleshots of Jager and put Short Music for Short People on the stereo (Two Notes: Short Music for Short People is a collection of ~30 second songs by 101 different punk/ska bands. Put on the stereo means loaded into my winamp playlist). I began slam dancing which is very difficult when you are alone. I used the walls and furniture as people substitutes.

After about 15 minutes of this, my roommates walked in. Matt (a fellow punker) walked in followed shortly Casey (we really don't have a word for his genre, so we just call it 'the new preppie') and right behind him was Joana (the girl the Casey would like to have romance with). I am of course half-naked and sweaty. I just continue slamming away and Matt almost immedietly joins me. Joana has only really seen my funny-but-dark side, so she was all 'wow you are kinda wild tonight'. I was happy. Well we continued slamming until they said they were gonna leave. Turns out they were gonna go see Episode III. I had already seen it earlier that day, but I decided that it would be fun to see whilst drunk.

Well it was lots of fun for the first five minutes, but then I had to vomit. All night. I spent the entire movie either vomiting or sleeping in/on a public toilet. I was awakend several times by poeple wanting to know if I was alright. I don't remember most of it, but I vaguely remember someone asking me what theater the movie I was seeing was in. I said 12, but that was wrong. I was in 1. 12 is what I had seen it in earlier in the day. They are directly across the hall from each other. What I didn't know what that the fellow asking me such a question was a janitor in the employ of the theater. So apparently the show in theatre ended and I hadn't left. The janitor then made a completely reasonabe decision, and I back him up in it 100%. About .5 hours later I was awaked by a knock on my stall door (which I had managed to latch shut at some point). Someone asked me if I was ok and I replied "Yeah, I'm just a little sick. I had too much to drink."

"Well this is Mesa PD," said the voice. I laughed and said something about how I wasn't THAT drunk. "This is really the police," they said. I unlatched the door and let it swing open. I saw not one, but THREE police officers staring down at me. I immedietly put on my hat (which is a bright hunter's orange beanie/sweater cap btw). They asked what theatre my friends were in and I told them that I had four friends in 12. They asked what time the show started, then listed a few different times. I recognised 12:20 and picked that one. They said that was theatre 1. I realised my mistake and explained it to them. I then apologised for being in such bad shape and said that my girlfriend had screwed me over and I got a little stupid over it.

We talked for a couple more minutes, and I guess they decided that I was ok. They left the bathroom, but I followed them out and said thanks again and even shook one of their hands. They made me promise to just chill on a bench by theatre 1 and walked away. I didn't actually stay there, but that was because I needed to vomit again. By the time I was done, the movie had ended and my friends came in to collect me. As we were leaving, we passed the cops again. I decided to thank them again and waved to them as we left the building. I know it might sound strange to thank them so much, but I felt genuinely gratefull. If the theatre would have been just one mile south, then it would have been Gilbert cops coming in to see me. Gilbert cops are assholes. ASS. HOLES. I would have been in some deep shit. I'm really lucky.

So we got back the apartment and as I emptied my pockets for the night, I realised that my $68 was gone. I got fucking rolled. WTF BS MAN!!!!!1!11!!11one. I was too drunk to really do anything about it, so I took a lot of advil and passed out in the bathroom. It was not a good night. My friends have hidden my liquor from me at my request. I'm done drinking for a while. I don't drink responsibly, so I'm not gonna drink at all. It's just not worth it.

On the brightside, my next couple of days are gonna kick serious ass. I'm going hiking and camping up at Fossil Springs. Its gonna be really good. I'm gonna steal my mom's expensive camera so I can take some good pictures. Its a really beautiful area. I'll post pictures when I get back. I gotta go pack my pack and cut off a pair of pants to swim in, so I'm gone for a couple days. Cya when I get back.

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Evanescence - Missing
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Grammar? I think not!

2005-05-21T12:15:00.000-07:00

[EDIT]
I typed this story up much better, so you were linked here, go here instead.
[/EDIT]

Sorry bout how hard this is to read, but I already typed the story twice in sent messages. I don't really wanna type it again. So now you see what my ICQ friends have to put up with from me. Oh and the hangover isn't helping at all.

So anyway... I had a run in with the police last night. Cua you see, I was very drunk in public. Bad me. Bad! So I saw the new starwars yesterday around noon, then around 10:30 I got drunk as all get up and f*ck. half a dan bottle of jager consumed in like 20 minutes. So THEN my friends went to see the star wars movie and i thought it would be fun to watch drunk. And it was! for the first five minutes. I spent the rest of the entire movie in the bathroom hanging from the toilet. My leg was hanging out of the stall and stuff. It was bad looking im sure, so the janitor had the cops come in and check on me. I was half awake in the stall when I hear "are you all right in there" and im all "im ok, im just playing with the toilet" and they are all "well, this is Mesa PD" and im all "hahaha ok im drunk, but not THAT drunk. well I am that drunk but i like to pretend im not" and they were all "no this really is" so i open the door to see three officers staring at me, so i apologise and we talk fer a few minutes, they ask what show im here to see and when my friends will be out and i tell them and they are satisfied so they leave the bathroom and so do i. then when i get out i see them again and Im all "excuse me officers" to get their attention, then i actually shook one of their hands and thanked them. yep. im classy. so then i sit in the lobby fer a few minutes before i decide i need to vomit again, so i do. then i pass out on the toilet again, soon to be awakened by my friends. they help me up and we leave and i see the policemans again and i say thanks again. we get back to the apartment and i fall asleep on our toilet for a change. i wake up in their 8 hours later so i get up and take a bunch of advil then pass out on the floor.

See what I mean? Hard to read!

Also: My friends have hidden my liquor at my request. I'm done drinking for a very long time. I got lucky last night. If I had been one mile south, those cops would have been from Gilbert. If they had been from Gilbert, then the best I could have hoped for was a night in the drunk tank.

I'm gonna go vomit again.

Art?

2005-05-20T22:16:00.000-07:00

I've come to the conclusion that the font I've been using is utter bull, so I'm going to try this one for a while. Anyway, I got bored and started playing around with Photoshop today and I'm rather proud of the outcome. Right then, here ya go. Some of them are rather large files.

This last one is pretty big, but thats because I made it big enough to be my desktop.

Thats it and stuff...
I think they might have looked better had I linked directly to the images and let your browser deal with them, but I think I should let imageshack have their little ad space.

Well! It looks like its shaping up to be another night of irresponsible behavior, so I'm gonna go wash out the shot glasses. Oh yeah! The 750ml bottle of Jager was on sale for like $12USD instead of the usuall $21USD. I'm very happy about that.

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Metallica - Tuesday's Gone
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f*ck!

2005-05-19T19:56:00.000-07:00

So... I've got a sunburn AND my computer keeps locking up.
Right.

Fuck shovels. Hard.

2005-05-19T16:50:00.000-07:00

I finally got to work again today. I've got money in my pocket now, so that's really nice. I can eat. I can buy another bottle of that Monty Python themed bitter. I'm not sure it was worth it though. I had to dig a trench for seven hours. To add to the pain, it was unbearably hot. I was in the sun the whole time. Remember that I live in Phoenix, Arizona. I was digging holes in the desert directly under the sun for seven hours. It wasn't just a shovel either. I had to use the jackhammer to break up the dirt first. The dirt here is too hard to dig up with just a shovel. It's really bad.

Here I am, with and 136 IQ and they ask me to dig a trench. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.

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Autograph - Turn Up the Radio
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Well. I probably shouldn't have done that.

2005-05-18T15:27:00.000-07:00

Two nights ago I told Shyanne that I was going cut myself off from her for a while. A long while. It was not a happy conversation. Anger and sadness everywhere. I just need to get the fuck away from her for a while. A long while. I've been really stupid through this whole thing. I've made too many bad decisions to keep track of. I think that this decision to step away is probably the first good decision I've made the whole time. Of course its also the first decision I've made with my mind. I blame the rest on either my heart or my balls. Traitorous bastards they be.

Right. So now that I've caught you up, let me tell you about last night. Keep in mind that last night was the night immediately following the night of the call I just described.

I was involved in a game of Kings. Its a drinking game. Fun as all hell. I got really drunk really fast. It got to be about midnight and I decided to call Shyanne. I usually call her at around eleven to twelve, so this was a completely reasonable thought. I had of course totally forgotten about the previous night, and when I called she didn't seem eager to bring it up. We talked for a few minutes (I wish to brag. I am usually a really fun drunk, even if you are sober), but after a few minutes I started feeling uncomfortable. It took another minute for me to remember that I should really not be talking to her.

I said something along the lines of "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck I'm not supposed to be talking to you!" You can insert the drunken slurring wherever you want. She was really rather nice and told me that it was ok and that we could talk, but I was having none of it. I just kept repeating that it was bad and I should go. I can't remember where we went from there, but it got a little messy. When we finally hung up, all I could think about was how very terrible what I had just done was. I called her back a few minutes later to apologize.

Now usually when we say goodbye for the night, we don't say 'goodbye'. We usually say goodnight. It's nice and comfortable and feels good. It makes you feel like you are probably going to talk to each other again to marrow. Well the last few times I talked to her I said 'goodbye' because saying goodnight felt wrong. She protested and tried to get me to say goodnight instead, but I really was saying a goodbye. So I stuck with goodbye. When I called her back and apologized for the previous call, I said goodnight instead of goodbye. Its still making me uncomfortable today. I don't like it, but I can't call her up AGAIN just to say goodbye. I know its a stupid little thing, but I'm a stupid little person.

Right.

You ever notice that my posts don't really have endings? Just cop-outs or fast subject changes.

Yep.

(Firefox Tip:
(Clicking links with your middle mouse button will open them in a new tab

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Bad Religion - Yesterday
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Correction!

2005-05-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Last night I posted in more then one place that I had consumed an entire fifth of vodka. This was entirely untrue. I drank about half that much over the course of four hours. However it would have been entirely factual to post messages saying that I was utterly shit-housed. It was fun.

Why do I even bother?

2005-05-17T18:04:00.000-07:00

Why do I blog? I read through other blogs and they say so much. Me? I say nothing. Nothing of interest. My posts are always short and rarely worth reading. I never DO anything so I have no stories. Why do I insist on putting up these stupid posts? Do I even have a reason?

f*ck! (I don't censor that for the sake of propriety. I censor it because I've always like the way that 'f*ck!' looks. It seems like a real and honest exclamation.) I DO have something to post about! I was at Sunflower Market today to get a few supplies, and I found this:

I have enough food to last me for four days. I have a 25% chance of being payed three days from now. When I woke up this morning I had $4.30 to my name. The total price of this bottle after tax was $4.30 exactly. I now have $0.00 to my name. Despite the fact that I have no money and could very well starve if I'm not lucky, I'm quite happy. I have one pint of Monty Python themed bitter. What more could I need?

Now... What was I saying? Oh yes, the self loathing bit. I think I'll do that later.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Radio Series - Episode 4
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Day 1

2005-05-17T13:13:00.000-07:00

Well I finally did it last night. I cut myself off from t3h g1rl. I told her I won't be talking to her for a long ass time. She wanted me to get her a message every now and then so that she would know I am alive, so I told her to just check here every now and then. I mean, I can't very well post if I'm dead. So now that all that shit is taken care of for a while, I've got a couple girls I know that I want to try to get somewhere with. It'll be nice.

Its going to be weird. Did I mention that we talked every day for more then a year? Lately its been more like three out of every five days, but that is still a lot. This is going to be weird. And hard. Very hard.

On a brighter note...

Read:
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1037207.ece

Then see: (contains nudity)
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051605/media.php?media=strip.wmv

Then see this too: (yes more nudity)
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051605/image.php?pic=strip.jpg

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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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New Blog!

2005-05-16T16:04:00.000-07:00

Well I've started a new blog

Of course I don't intend to give any real description of what I'm linking you too. I guess I'll put a warning if it contains nudity or something, but other then that it is just a list of links.

Oh yeah.

Here it is.

Its pretty ugly as it stands. I'm sure I probably won't do anything about that eventually.

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Frank Sinatra - Somewhere Beyond the Sea
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Test!

2005-05-13T07:53:00.000-07:00

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Jon posted a test on his blog recently. I took it. My comment ended up being pretty long, and as I have absolutely nothing to post about, I'm going to repost it here.

First things first. Here is the test.

Now for my answers:

1. True!
What kind of asshole would lie about his/her name?
**Jack Safety laughs inside because no one will EVER know the irony of his saying such a thing**

2. False!
There can't be THAT many people who can mispell Jon/John... can there?

3. True!
Not because I really believe it, but because I WANT to.

4. False!
Now this is just a lie! I'm sure that you, much like myself, were born with a dance defeciency.

5. True!
That would be so Jon of you.

6. False!
Surely you started at least one match, right?

7. True!
Who wouldn't?

8. True!
It just seems believable!

9. False!
But it is a funny image...

10. False!
Now look... I've got several friends who are in college, and they are always fucking stuff up. As a matter of fact, I have no trouble believing that ASU would be more then happy if they would stick to simply shitting their pants in class every now and then.

11. False!
Thats descrimination! You can't be fired for being disabled!

12. True!
I say true in the hopes that said reunion will be blogged about.

13. False!
The Himalayas are no match for the child that would become the captain of his high school tennis team.

14. False!
I felt like being argumenative I suppose...

15. False!
Purple is a ghastly word, while orange is just plain fun to say.

16. False!
At least I hope its false.

17. True!
I was there, I heard you.

18. False!
Thats not true. Remember that one day? Yeah. That one.

19. True!
That is easily the most believable thing in this entire post.

20. True!
I can understand such a conviction, and were I not such a weak willed little girl I would probably do the same.

21. False!
But only because of #22

22. True!
Its such a wonderful motto...

23. True!
Well I was just introduced to it by you, so I'll just take it on good faith that so was the rest of the world.

24. False!
In fact, I think it could use one more statement.

25. True!
Because more then 25 is just silly.

Well I'm going to get back to being even more lazy then I was posting this. No! Wait! Here. Thats funny stuff. NOW I'm gonna go be lazy

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Capt. Morgan

2005-05-10T21:23:00.000-07:00

I've mentioned my alcohol induced trips to the bathroom several times. Its plain to see that vodka and my stomach don't get along all that well.Their battle may be a bitter one, but its nothing compared to the tantrum my tounge throws when it comes in contact with spiced rum...

I can drink just about anything once I'm drunk, but not spiced rum. I hate it. Ive had a bottle of it sitting around for damn near two months now, and I've barely managed to finish half. Most of that half was in the last hour, and there is a good reason for that.

Its important to mention that my mother is an artist, and through her I've met a lot of other artists and learned to love and appreciate art. That means all kinds of art. So when I started hanging out and meeting a lot of musicians in the last couple years, it was easy to transfer from the media arts to the musical. I have a lot of respect for these people.

Well my roommate brought a friend over, and the friend saw one of my roommate's guitars. My roommate is learning to play, and I think that its great. Well the friend knows how to play, so he picks a guitar up and plays a couple Metallica songs. His playing is good at a technical level. He knows his way around the instrument. The problem is, he puts absolutely no feeling into what he plays. He does nothing with the music. He just plays a mediocore copy of what he hears. There isn't a single ounce of him in the music.

None of that mattered to my roommate though. He was thrilled that what was being played sounded so much like the original. So he immedietly asked to be taught how to play the song. The friend, loveing the posotive attention, jumps right in and they start playing together. It was terrible. TERRIBLE. Fortunately they decided to get something to eat, so I had the place to myself a couple of hours. I immedietly turned on something worth listening to. It was nice, till they got back a couple hours later. Not only were the back, but they brought someone else with em. They all decided to go back into the bedroom and 'rock out'. Well I'll be damned if I'm going to turn my music off or even down for their shit, so after about 10 minutes they give me an evil look and slam the door so they could jerk each other off in private.

They of course turned their shitty amps up as loud as they could and 'rocked' their little hearts out. Fucking cunts. After about twenty minutes of their shit I decide that I was going to need a drink. I knew that meant I would have to choke down the captain, but the relief was more then worth it. I managed to wash most of the flavor out with a liter of V8, so things could have been worse I suppose... I'm nice an enibriated now.

I had something I was going to end this post with, but I can't remember for the life of me what it was.

f IT...

Re: Life

2005-05-09T22:26:00.000-07:00

It Sucks.
Really.
It Does.
I Promise.
Try It If You Don't Believe Me.

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Eminem - Rain Man
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ok!

2005-05-07T00:10:00.000-07:00

Oh for the love of Christ...

2005-05-06T19:34:00.000-07:00

Just go get Firefox already. What? You aren't running Windows? Well its available for Mac and Linux too. Its better then whatever you are using right now. I know I'm coming off all ass-holy about this, but there is no excuse not to use it. I mean... I've heard from only two people that they've had serious problems with it. Everyone else loved it. Ya want to know why? Because its better. Websites display properly. I don't even care if you ignore all its other featues (although that would be a silly thing to do). Just seeing web pages properly is worth it. On rare occasions you will come across websites that use features specific to Internet Explorer. Stop going there. They are being stupid, and you don't want to support stupidity now do you? Thats what I thought.

Certainly better then my last post...

2005-05-04T12:23:00.000-07:00

Well... This is a conversation I had with a friend of mine. He is quite fun to mess with.

Jack Safety (6:40 PM) :
psst...

notsol337 (6:40 PM) :
yes?

Jack Safety (6:41 PM) :
are you... alone?

notsol337 (6:41 PM) :
i will be really soon

Jack Safety (6:42 PM) :
i mean... right now... is there anyone else around?

notsol337 (6:42 PM) :
no

Jack Safety (6:42 PM) :
OMG YOU SOOOO HAVE SAND IN YOUR VAGINA

notsol337 (6:42 PM) :
lol

Jack Safety (6:43 PM) :
I dub thee "Sandy Vagina" and you shall use this name for the rest of your life

notsol337 (6:43 PM) :
why?

notsol337 (6:43 PM) :
I do not have a vagina

Jack Safety (6:44 PM) :
and it has sand in it too!

Jack Safety (6:44 PM) :
so you see why the name is perfect?

notsol337 (6:44 PM) :
but I do not have one

Jack Safety (6:45 PM) :
thats why im giving it to you!
its perfect!

notsol337 (6:45 PM) :
no it isn't!
it makes no sense!

Jack Safety (6:46 PM) :
and i'd imagine its very uncomfortable.
sand tends to hurt, no?

notsol337 (6:46 PM) :
but there is no sand in my non-existant vagina

Jack Safety (6:47 PM) :
ya know how it got in there?
im kinda curious...

notsol337 (6:48 PM) :
#1 no vagina
#2 no sand
#3 you're insane
#4 I want your but

Jack Safety (6:48 PM) :
great! so youll change it then? i think that names that describe the person they name will be the next big thing

notsol337 (6:49 PM) :
ok!@

Jack Safety (6:49 PM) :
and imagine introducing yourself:
Im Vagina. Sandy Vagina.

notsol337 (6:49 PM) :
noonononnon

Jack Safety (6:50 PM) :
well why not?
i suppose you could try to get the sand out and then name yourself "Irritated Vagina" but that dont got the same kick...

notsol337 (6:50 PM) :
my name isn't sandy vagina!

notsol337 (6:50 PM) :
it's zak (insert last name)

Jack Safety (6:50 PM) :
well it damn well should be

notsol337 (6:50 PM) :
no onononn

Jack Safety (6:51 PM) :
then ppl would know about the sand in your vagina and forgive your iritatedness

notsol337 (6:51 PM) :
nononononoo

Jack Safety (6:51 PM) :
they would too!

notsol337 (6:51 PM) :
nope

Jack Safety (6:51 PM) :
well sure, because not only would you have sand in your vagina, but your name would BE Sandy Vagina

notsol337 (6:52 PM) :
NONONONONONONOOOONON

notsol337 (6:52 PM) :
is your name, then, greasy penis?

Jack Safety (6:52 PM) :
no no no no, now your just being silly, thats no name for you! that would totally lead ppl away from your sandy vagina

Jack Safety (6:53 PM) :
you're*

notsol337 (6:53 PM) :
no YOUR name!

notsol337 (6:53 PM) :
are you greasy penis?

Jack Safety (6:53 PM) :
lol i dont think you have BOTH a sandy vagina and a greasy penis, that would be way too much to handle. so if you used that, then you would be lieng to the ppl... so just go with Sandy Vagina, ok?

notsol337 (6:54 PM) :
you are not understanding me

notsol337 (6:54 PM) :
I will accept the name sandy vagina IF YOU accept the name greasy penis

Jack Safety (6:55 PM) :
no no no, now we must AGREE on your name. what good does it do for you to choose sandy if ive gone off and changed your name-to-be to greasy penis?

notsol337 (6:56 PM) :
you're bwing an idiot!

notsol337 (6:56 PM) :
er, being!

notsol337 (6:56 PM) :
my name is sandy vagina fool
ah, now I have company

Jack Safety (6:56 PM) :
right! be sure to reintroduce yourself as "Vagina. Sandy Vagina."

notsol337 (6:57 PM) :
lkhAF JK:LJh :JDFKI"Dfhjksdf
shut up

Jack Safety (6:58 PM) :
oh i see. well come see me when ya get that sand out of your vagina, you pissy little girl

notsol337 (6:58 PM) :
p;lkJ Kkldf
screw you
you're just mad that I'm getting some and you are not

notsol337 (6:58 PM) :
lol

Jack Safety (6:59 PM) :
oh my! is that where the sand come from?

notsol337 (6:59 PM) :
perhaps!

Jack Safety (6:59 PM) :
you really ought to watch what gets put in there...
and consider douching

notsol337 (6:59 PM) :
even though I am still teh_virgin

notsol337 (6:59 PM) :
I do not have the vagina
alaina does

Jack Safety (7:00 PM) :
alaina got the sand in your vagina?
thats just rude!

notsol337 (7:00 PM) :
no no NO
I DO...

notsol337 (7:00 PM) :
actually, I give up

notsol337 (7:00 PM) :
how are you today?

Jack Safety (7:01 PM) :
im doing good, thanks for asking!
ya know sandy... yer pretty swell fer someone with irritating particles in your girllie parts

notsol337 (7:01 PM) :
i do not have girly parts

notsol337 (7:01 PM) :
and I am not sandy

notsol337 (7:01 PM) :
I am zak

Jack Safety (7:02 PM) :
oh, you decided not to change your name?

notsol337 (7:02 PM) :
yes I did

notsol337 (7:02 PM) :
because you would not change yours

Jack Safety (7:03 PM) :
haha! you shouldnt base your decisions on the actions of others! that can lead to uncomfortable circumstances, such as that sand in your vagina!

notsol337 (7:03 PM) :
HJf kdklfa jdfj;adsf

notsol337 (7:03 PM) :
oh, look

notsol337 (7:03 PM) :
it is 10 pm

notsol337 (7:03 PM) :
i fear i must listen to my parents and leave the internet until later

Jack Safety (7:04 PM) :
you might have to break the name change to them gently. parents can be touchy about such things...
Message was sent. User is Offline.The message will be delivered when user goes Online. For more information: http://www.icq.com/faq/offlinemsg.html

So... That's it i suppose! I think i'm going to go pass back out now.

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im so emo

2005-05-02T23:06:00.000-07:00

ok, its about time i use this blog as a journal or whatever. thats what they are for, right? so im not gonna worry about punctuation and spelling and all that stuff I usually make at least a half ass effort at. oh and for the purposes of this post: "you" is refering to a single person in specific.

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Back!

2005-04-28T21:08:00.000-07:00

Yeah so uh... Yeah!

To clear up some confusion (that was totally my fault) I was not so much house sitting as pet sitting. The cats and the fish and the tourtise probably would have been alright, but the horse would have become very sick. I don't feel like explaining the complexities of horse intestines, but trust me when I tell you that I was very needed. I also got $40USD and some free food. I'm sure I got more to post, but I just got back and I guess I'll post later. I aint even gonna check my spelling and grammer. So there.

Again with the toilet hugging...

2005-04-26T04:30:00.000-07:00

I just got back from the toilet, but this time is wasn't alcohol that sent me there. It was bad mexican food. BAD BAD mexican food. I could tell it was bad when I was eating it, but I'm poor and I spent money on it and I was starving. Its ok though, cuz I haven't got more then half an hour of unbroken sleep and I only have to be ready for work in three hours... Oh and after work I get to go house sit for three days. The house has no internet access. I think I'm gonna go find my .38 and just kill myself. No no no. Not really. I am gonna go sleep a lil though. I'll see ya in a few days.

The Billble

2005-04-25T14:26:00.000-07:00

Quick post!
I just found this.
Post done!

Guess who got shitfaced again?

2005-04-24T15:50:00.000-07:00

If you guessed 'that new pope guy' you are probably wrong. I'm sorry. Who was it then? Me! If it keeps up I'm going to command myself to be worried about myself. On the bright side, it was on someone else's tab AND it was while playing poker.

It was a $5 buy in, with option additional $5 buy ins. I bought in twice for a total of $10. Well the game lasted forever, so the leader got half the pot and the rest of us split what was left. That came out to $10 each. I broke even. My friend also came out with $10, but he bought in 4 times for a total of $20. Sucker. Whats the point of this post? Iunno. I guess I'm glad that I can break even when shitfaced. Stop that! I see you judging me... Oh and again with me and the not having a hangover. I guess that I just don't get them. I really don't know how I made rational decisions during that game. I could just barely make out the cards. I think I'm going to tell vodka that we should just be friends for a while...

You know I do, but baby you're bad for me...

Come on. We've been over this before. You know what I'm talkin about.

...

Asshole.

Of course I know whats gonna happen. My tryst with vodka will be over, so I'll just end up going back to my first and truest love, Jägermeister. Sweet, delicious Jägermeister...

I guess I'm out of shit to say.

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Weezer - Only In Dreams
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Mindless Self Indulgence

2005-04-22T16:25:00.000-07:00

Well I just go to listen to MSI's new CD entitled You'll Rebel to Anything. Its good, but it just feels different from their other albums. Don't get me wriong, the album is great, but its not quite the same. I still hope I can get out to see them next month (may 5th show!)

I hear you asking 'Who is this Mindless Self Indulgence and why should I care?"

Well... here!

Samples:
Bitches
Capitol P
Faggot
Thank God

You can hear more here.

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Mindless Self Indulgence - Tom Sawyer
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On to Sherwood Forest!

2005-04-21T21:29:00.000-07:00

I have this inexplicable desire to watch Disney's animated version of Robin Hood. I've loved that movie since I was a kid. I can't help it. I spent the better part of an hour this morning finding and downloading the soundtrack, but that just isn't enough. I have to see that movie. I guess I'm going to have to try to get out to Mom's place and search through boxes of VHS tapes we have in storage.

So...

Robin Hood and Little John
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day

Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' sherrif and his posse
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around

Robin Hood and Little John
Runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin'
But escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day

Right! I love that movie, but the DVD runs for damn near 30 USD. Thats 30 US Dollars for those that wonder. After my adventures in trying to keep straight which prices were in USD and which were in CAD (Canadian Dollar), I am going make sure to be more specific in the future. Where was I? Disney's Robin Hood! It fucking rules.

Ya know what...

I'm going to start doing a list of my favorite movies.

But not at the moment. At the moment I'm going to go back to drinking. Fellows drinkers are saying I care more for my PC then I do for them. Of course such statements are completely accurate, but I have to play nice.

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I should post!

2005-04-20T22:26:00.000-07:00

Well I vomited again...

::glares at the bottle of vodka sitting next to the monitor::

You know damn well what I'm talking about!

Asshole.

Where was I? Oh! The vomiting! It was a good one too. It came out my nose. Hardcore. So immediately got up and walked down to the store and purchased some ramen.

The WarpedTour forums are back up! I'm very upset about the direction the tour has taken this year, so I've been terrorizing the people on the forums.Its been fun. Feel free to help. Making fun of Emo seems to do a lot. I have lots of respect for ska, so I tend to leave those guys alone. Oh, don't tell anyone I said that. I'm too young to be losing my edge. Hey this feels like a good time to quote lyrics... I'm gonna do it!

 Medio-core
It's not forsaken
The music they're makin'
Will leave you with a feeling of indifference
How was the band?
They were okay (okay)
Not great (all right)
But pretty good
They played the songs I knew they would
Some old
Some new
The same formula stays true
We can concur
It's medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)

The list keeps growin'
The melodies been stolen
Remind me of songs sung in the 70's
You might fool the kids
But you don't fool me
Have you ever heard of something called
aboriginality?

Is it absurd
To compose music no one's ever heard
Predictability
Like a bussom will comfort them
My one true foe
L.C.D.

(Medio-core) It's under powered
The riffs are all deflowered
(Medio-core) It's spreading faster
Than British tooth decay
(Medio-core) Are you ready to rock?
How ya'll doing tonight?
(Medio-core) Your condescending fucks
Make me wanna laugh and puke at the same time.
(Medio-core)
I'm one to speak,
This song sounds like fifteen you've heard before
Medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)   

Yep... Get it?
Hardcore...
Medio-core...
Mediocre...

...

I'm gonna go sleep now...

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My friend just told me that he is seeing my sidebar at the bottom of the screen instead of the side...
He also isn't seeing any of the 5 banners i have down there...
If anyone else is having similar problems PLEASE tell me and include your browser version and screen resolution if you can
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NOFX - Medio-Core
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I Love Otter Pops

2005-04-18T20:08:00.000-07:00

So I'm playing my new game City of Heroes, and I meet some people who have no clue what Otter Pops are. I'm sorry, but this kind of ignorance can't be forgiven. When I compared them to Fla-Vor-Ice one guy figured it out, but not two hours later I met three more people who had never heard of Otter Pops. What the fuck man?

I remember being real young and playin with the other kids in the back yard (usually pooring salt on slugs), and my mom would bring a load of Otter Pops out for us. Nothing beat hanging out on the back porch eating Otter Pops.

(Hint: Click the picture!)

Well... I think I'm gonna go eat some right now. Little Orphan Orange sounds good...

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Mindless Self Indulgence - Planet of the Apes
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Right!

2005-04-16T17:26:00.000-07:00

Well... I been doing a lot of hard work.

HARD work.

I'm a computer geek, and I love it. Well, instead of sitting around staring at a screen all day, I've been digging seven foot pits and jackhammering through thick layers of concrete. That jackhammer is hell on my hands. I can hardly play Half-Life. On the bright side, I'm being paid cash under the table, so I don't have to worry about taxes. So anyway, that's my excuse for not posting.

I wish to apologize to my readers, both of you. I promise I'll be posting more crap that's not worth reading everyday. I wanna do more comics too. I know that there isn't another person on the planet who thinks they are funny, so its a damn good thing I'm so selfish.

I've got some friends who like to just hang out on Mill, so I think I'm going to try to convince them that the night of the Dresden Dolls concert would be a great night to hang out around there. Then I can get a ride up to Mill with them and just walk from there.

God I wanna see this show.

Here. Enjoy. Scroll down and watch the Coin-Operated Boy video. Watch a couple of the live clips too. The Halloween show is fucking great.

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Bjork - Army of Me
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Name Changes Are Fun And Easy!

2005-04-14T00:46:00.000-07:00

Well I'm considering changing my name. Its terribly easy here in AZ. Note:

An individual's right to change his or her name without a court proceeding is recognized under the common law. (The common law is the law which the courts have developed and applied over several hundred years.) The fact that the Arizona legislature has established another method for changing your name (the court order method) does not eliminate the more informal common law method.

Under the common law, an individual may adopt any name he or she wants as long as it is not done for an illegal or fraudulent purpose. This can be done without any court hearing.

I'm very tempted to do it. I was thinking of maybe "THX 1138" or maybe "01000101011011100111010001110010011011110111000001111001"

Whatever I do, I won't be auctioning of the right on eBay like every other idiot now-a-days.

Oh! Ok, if you know anyone who is going to see The Dresden Dolls at the marquee theater on May 29th (thats the show WITHOUT Nine Inch Nails) tell them to get a hold of me. I wanna go but I can't get a ride. I will pay for gas and stuff, but I really want to go to this show. I doubt that any of you are gonna know anyone who is going, but I gotta try anything I can.

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Tsunami Bomb - Lemonade
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quickie

2005-04-13T16:13:00.000-07:00

im post more tonight, but i just want to announce that i posted another comic http://webcomicsredux.blogspot.com/

Well now I'm in trouble...

2005-04-12T04:06:00.000-07:00

Not good. It is about 4:30am right now. I woke up at noon yesterday. I start my new job (which is manual labot intensive) in about... 3 hours. I still can't get to sleep. Not good.

On the bright side, I put up a new comic. Elvis said it was brilliant.

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The Strokes - Someday
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blah.

2005-04-11T03:31:00.000-07:00

Well this aint good. For the last week, every day has felt worse then the last. Some days were actually better then the previous ones, but unless I am actively enjoying something I feel horribly sad and depressed. As if that wasn't enough, today i noticed the changes in groups of hours instead of day to day. I feel worse now then I did just a few hours ago.

I guess I'm going insane. I've managed to distract myself most of the night with the fresh [adult swim] episodes, but that really isn't enough. I don't know what I'm going to do if things don't start getting better.

This mangaged to make me laugh. I told you I was a geek. ...didn't I?

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Dead Kennedys - Kill the Poor
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Moving.

2005-04-09T21:46:00.000-07:00

Not me. Mom and teh sibblings are moving, so I'm going to be gone for a few days while I get the last of my stuff out of their place and help em pack up and move.

So once again there is nothing here worth reading. I feel lame, but I gotta leave in less then 10MINUTES so I gotta get dressed.

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Stereolab - One Note Samba
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Not About The Dresden Dolls

2005-04-09T08:07:00.000-07:00

well despite what i said yesterday, im not gonna do the dresden dolls post.
once again im up into tomarrow and ive just finished my first post on my new blog.
my new blog rocks
go check it out
NOW

http://webcomicsredux.blogspot.com/

GO!

What? I'm awake... mostly.

2005-04-08T03:56:00.000-07:00

I've stayed up all night watchin movies.

Now I am very tired and I think I will sleep

What am I gonna post about next?

Probably The Dresden Dolls...

Yeah. That sounds good.

Ima go pass out.

WebComics? Yes!

2005-04-07T01:58:00.000-07:00

Hi, this post is all about, WEB COMICS. This post is awesome. My name is Jack and I can't stop thinking about webcomics. These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Yes I did just rip-off The Official Ninja Webpage.

My point, however, remains valid. Webcomics rule. If you've looked at the bottom of my blog recently, then you've seen the banners I have linking to some of my favorites. To be honest, a couple of those aren't really webcomics, but they are awesome none the less. So of course now I am going list a few and talk about them.

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White Ninja Comics

"White Ninja Comics are not for the weak of mind. They are a brilliant satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues."

So says the White Ninja webpage. This is complete rubbish. White Ninja Comics are all about a strange little character named, believe it or not, White Ninja. White refers not to his race, but to his oddly colored ninja outfit. The comics rarely make any sort of sense, and usually just revolve around White Ninja acting in a bizarre manner. His character is hard to describe because it lacks any definition. He will be niave and kind in one strip, then rude and self-absorbed in the next. All I can say is give it a real try. Go into the archives and pick out three or four comics at random. You will love it or hate it or think its ok.

My Favorite White Ninja Strip

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Dinosaur Comics

Hello my name is Ryan North and this is my comic, and it is called Dinosaur Comics! I hope you think it's pretty okay!

Well I can't refute that! The whole idea behind his comics is pure genius. He has made one six-panel comic and used it over and over again. "Hizzah Huh Wha!?" you say? Well It's really rather simple. His changes the text over and over again, making a new comic every day. It might sound boring, but I check it every day. I love this comic. I would suggest going into the archives and reading the first five or six comics. If you like those, then you will like the rest.

My Favorite Dinosaur Comic Strip

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Pirate Jesus

Pirate Jesus is all about reshuffling the cards of our culture in order to find the purest and most universal truth. That is why it is being told in the world's freest forum, the Internet, and in humanities most noble and righteous medium, the comic strip.

Feh, iunno. All I know is that this comic is damn funny. Sacrilegious? Certainly. If you are a Christian, and can not appreciate this kind of humor, then stay away. For you other three, dive right in. Its fucking hilarious. I'm sure that at some point in my life I would have been horribly offended by this, but it is so ludicrous that I can't help but laugh. Give it a try.

My Favorite Pirate Jesus Strip

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Ok. I think that I'm gonna leave ya with those three for now. There are several other webcomics I like to read, and most of them are much more story driven and novel like. I'm going to talk about those sometime, but quite frankly I'm sick of typing. My love for formatting means a lot more work when doing a post like this. I'm going to try to get some sleep now. I'd be more then happy to hear any comments you have about these comics, be they good or bad.

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NOFX - Eat the Meek
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Two posts in one! What a value!

2005-04-06T03:30:00.000-07:00

A couple months ago I created a new Windows install on an old 4gb hard drive I has lying around. It turned out great, and I just installed everything else to my higher capacity drives. Unfortunately it has been misbehaving the last few days. What did I do? I pulled out ANOTHER 4gb drive and made ANOTHER Windows installation. I've put the misbehaving drive where it can watch me use the new one. Hopefully it will get jealous and start behaving, as I would really hate to have to re-tweak everything for this new install.

I suppose I could try to figure out what is wrong with the poor thing, but I've decided to leave it alone. For some reason that seems to work better then any amount of fiddling I've ever done. Don't get me wrong; I'm not incompetent. I built, tested, repaired and shipped custom PCs for a couple years at Elite PC. I know what I'm doing, but I am working on building a new system so it seems rather silly to spend much effort on this one. I'll probably just turn it into a HL2 server.

Hmm... I gotta have more to say then that...

I know! I'll talk about t3h w0m4n and my emotional instability! See I had a rather long and convoluted relationship with her. We dated briefly, but for the most part we were just fucking. Now here is the convulsed part: we weren't dating, but we were fucking exclusively. 'Howzat?' you ask. Well, we were basically fucking each other until one of us found someone else. Well it didn't end like that. It ended rather poorly. I'm not going to explain it all, but I'll try to give you the general idea of how things have gone.

To put it simply, she screwed me over. She did something that seemed rather not friend-like, and as a result we stopped fucking for good. Well I got over being mad, and she wants desperately to remain friends. I would love to remain friends too. She is one of the best friends I've ever had, but after more then a year of sex I got a little attached. No. Attached is not the right word. Possessive would be. Bad, bad me; I know. Unfortunately it happened, and I wonder about who she is with and stuff like that. This is bad. I'm not obsessed with her and have been trying to start a relationship with someone else, but I think about her a lot.

Now here comes the hard part. I am certain that it will not stop for a long time. I know myself very well. I also know that if I cut her out of my life, I will start feeling a lot better a lot sooner. I am also concerned for her. She has been worried about me lately, because I've been acting strangely (I haven't explained the possesive feelings to her). Sometimes I'm short with her, and sometimes I'm outright rude. I've also said and done somethings that I'm sure just seemed strange.

So you see my problem? She says she can't imagine her life without me in it, and I feel the same way about her. Unlike her however, I can't imagine life WITH her with things as they stand right now. I don't know what to do, and its driving me really rather crazy.

Well now I've done it. I sound like a god damned Emo Kiddie blogger. I think I'm gonna quit before I start listening to My Chemical Romance or something.

P.S.
I've had a little to drink, so excuse any of this that doesn't make sense. Oh yeah, I was drinking with a bunch of other people, but they've all gone home or passed out. I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me and alcohol.

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The Blues Brothers - Soul Man
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Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

2005-04-04T20:51:00.000-07:00

Easily the greatest cover band TO EVER EXIST. Doubt me? Look at the lineup:

Spike Slawson from Swingin' Utters

Chris Shiflett from Foo Fighters

Fat Mike from NOFX

Dave Raun from Lagwagon

Joey Cape from Lagwagon

Wow, no? Yeah. What more could you want? Pictures? Oh I think I can arange that...

This part cracked me up:

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes... goth?

See? Its funny!

What? You want a free taste of their music?

Leaving on a Jet Plane
Science Fiction Double Feature
Wild World
End of the Road
The Longest Time

These are from the Fat Wreck Chords site, so its all legit and stuff, so listen away.

What? I'm done. I'm gonna go find something to do. Ya know... with people.

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Weezer - Holiday
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RAGE

2005-04-04T03:53:00.000-07:00

hahahahaha... I am pure EVIL.

I understand that maybe two people other then my friends will ever read this, but I am going to explain something for those special two. I play half-life. To be more specific, I play a half-life mode called The Specialists. Now I got pretty bored with these games a while back, until I found a little something that those in the know call raging.

What is raging? Well basically it consists of doing everything possible to piss other players off. The more people you can offend or anger, the better you have done. It is fun. Is it cruel? I don't know. I know that I have never been raged successfully, but then again my sense of humor knows no bounds. I will go anywhere and do anything for the sake of a gag.

What follows is a log of a particularly hilarious round of raging that was started rather spontaneously by my friend Elvis Harper. I feel it is important to note that I hate bigots and any form of bigotry. When I am raging I am playing a character. This is NOT who I really am. This might offend some people, but I doubt I will have enough readers that it will become an issue.

Oh yeah!

GLOWING is me.
zero is Elvis.
Jack is the raged.

[>GLOWING: oh hi

GLOWING killed The Ripper with STEYR-TMP

[>The Ripper: lame
[>zero99: you got ownede
[>GLOWING: you are

zero99 killed The Ripper with Mini-Uzi

[>GLOWING: ns
[>zero99: i win
[>GLOWING: you so do
[>zero99: big map innit

The Ripper killed GLOWING with Kung Fu
The Ripper killed self with worldspawn

[>The Ripper: owned
[>GLOWING: haha you suck
[>zero99: wtf

zero99 killed The Ripper with Kung Fu

[>zero99: haha you died, you suck
[>GLOWING: he does
[>zero99: oh man did you see that
[>zero99: i hit him real, hard
[>GLOWING: i sooo did
[>zero99: WITH MY FOOT
[>GLOWING: you totally hit him hard
[>GLOWING: and he got hurt bad
[>zero99: totally
[>The Ripper: losers

"public_slots_free" changed to "8"

[>zero99: you're the loser
[>GLOWING: ahha he tries to talk

The Ripper dropped
"public_slots_free" changed to "10"

[>zero99: loser.

- The Ripper has left the game
[BFK] Jack has joined the game

[>GLOWING: gahha
[>zero99: !
[>zero99: i'm going to dye my hair
[>zero99: blue
[>GLOWING: no way
[>zero99: way!
[>GLOWING: fer... real?
[>zero99: yeah!
[>GLOWING: well be sure to wear hawiian shirts
[>zero99: i love hawaiian shirts

zero99 killed [BFK] Jack with Mini-Uzi

[>zero99: owned
[>GLOWING: owned hard
[>zero99: hardcore
[>[BFK] Jack: im a noob bite me
[>zero99: ok
[>GLOWING: ahahha yes you are
[>GLOWING: and i will
[>zero99: ill bite you hard
[>GLOWING: he will
[>GLOWING: he so will
[>GLOWING: this guy is crazy
[>zero99: man i,ll bite you so hard
[>zero99: with my FOOT
[>GLOWING: he will do it
[>GLOWING: he aint kidden
[>zero99: you'll go, "ow stop hitting me so hard"
[>zero99: that's how hard ill hit you
[>GLOWING: but he wont
[>GLOWING: he is crazy

GLOWING killed [BFK] Jack with BENELLI-M3

[>zero99: oh and then maybe afterwards ill write my name on your corpse
[>GLOWING: owned hard like a lil girl
[>GLOWING: HE WILL!
[>GLOWING: i saw him do it once
[>zero99: omg he did!
[>GLOWING: yeah i was there

zero99 killed [BFK] Jack with Mini-Uzi

[>zero99: OWNED
[>GLOWING: ns man

GLOWING killed [BFK] Jack with BENELLI-M3

[>zero99: hard.
[>GLOWING: he was totally POONED
[>GLOWING: p00ned like tank
[>GLOWING: tang even
[>zero99: that must have hurt
[>zero99: HARDCORE

zero99 killed [BFK] Jack with Mini-Uzi

[>GLOWING: i bet it did EXTREME
[>zero99: to the extre... bs
[>zero99: SUCKER
[>GLOWING: again owned HARD
[>zero99: you got Shot
[>GLOWING: he tried to kill you but you killed him
[>zero99: Shot by a Gun.
[>[BFK] Jack: no shit

GLOWING killed [BFK] Jack with BENELLI-M3

[>GLOWING: yeah
[>GLOWING: a GUN
[>GLOWING: and a bullet
[>zero99: OOOOOHHHH
[>GLOWING: pellats killed him
[>zero99: OWNED sucka
[>GLOWING: did ya see?
[>zero99: i soo did
[>zero99: that was bad ass.
[>GLOWING: ohhh map is over and he has 0
[>zero99: owned
[>[BFK] Jack: u suck asss
[>GLOWING: cuz he is not us
[>GLOWING: not us at all
[>zero99: totally
[>GLOWING: poor him, huh?
[>zero99: he sucks.
[>GLOWING: yeah
[>zero99: poor him nothing.
[>zero99: noob
[>GLOWING: sux HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: u suck ass
[>GLOWING: poor noobie
[>zero99: no, YOU suck ass
[>GLOWING: poor kiddie kid noob
[>zero99: n00b.

[BFK] Jack : u suck ass

[>GLOWING: SUCK ASS HARD
[>zero99: totally

[BFK] Jack : u gooch lover

[>GLOWING: i bet you cant even play good
[>zero99: ha
[>GLOWING: yeah

[BFK] Jack : go suck a gooch

[>zero99: he ptobably cant.
[>GLOWING: haha
[>zero99: noob
[>GLOWING: stupid noobs

[BFK] Jack : bite me

[>zero99: dumb stupid idiots
[>[BFK] Jack: u a faggot
[>zero99: no, U a faggot.
[>GLOWING: i bet he doesnt even know the difference between say and say_team

[BFK] Jack : faggot

[>zero99: probably not.

[BFK] Jack : faggot

[>zero99: whay a faggot noob

[BFK] Jack :

[>GLOWING: he IS a faggot, did ya see how he played?
[>[BFK] Jack: faggot
[>zero99: i did!
[>GLOWING: he tried to kill us but couldnt
[>[BFK] Jack: faggot
[>zero99: i know!
[>[BFK] Jack: faggot

<] MAP CHANGE [>

[>[BFK] Jack: faggot
[>zero99: noob.
[>zero99: he wont spawn now
[>zero99: he should spawn
[>GLOWING: he wont
[>zero99: i want to watch him play poorly
[>GLOWING: he is scared of us
[>GLOWING: haha yeah
[>zero99: probably
[>zero99: did you see last time
[>[BFK] Jack: u all suck u faggots go get some freinds instead of sitting in front of a p.c all day u imbread fuck[>faggots
[>GLOWING: i did!
[>zero99: he played so poorly, it was as if he was gay
[>GLOWING: haha i bet he IS gay
[>zero99: yeah
[>zero99: that would explain why he SUCKS
[>[BFK] Jack: shut up imbread boy
[>GLOWING: haha that must be terrible cause his parents dont except him
[>zero99: yeah
[>[BFK] Jack: r u american
[>GLOWING: and his friends abandoned him cause he played REALLY bad
[>zero99: i'd feel sorry for him if he didn't suck so much
[>[BFK] Jack: u hav no freinds cause u play this
[>GLOWING: yeah me too
[>zero99: 'cause he sucks like a gay guy
[>GLOWING: he is a gay guy that sucks
[>zero99: also, his insults are not very effectuve
[>GLOWING: they are as bad as his playing!
[>[BFK] Jack: u cant spell
[>GLOWING: haha
[>[BFK] Jack: u cant spell
[>[BFK] Jack: u cant spell
[>GLOWING: did you hear him try to make fun?
[>zero99: coming from a guy that said, "imbread"
[>[BFK] Jack: u cant spell
[>GLOWING: he thinks he is bread?
[>GLOWING: haha bread wannabe
[>[BFK] Jack: bit me dumbass
[>zero99: probably
[>GLOWING: you arent
[>GLOWING: you are a gay man
[>zero99: most gay people want to be bread, you know
[>[BFK] Jack: go get some learning
[>GLOWING: i know
[>zero99: and he plays poorly, as if he were gay
[>GLOWING: really gay
[>GLOWING: yeah
[>zero99: totally
[>[BFK] Jack: maybe then u wont have to sit at a p.c all day
[>GLOWING: he says p.c
[>GLOWING: thats gay too
[>zero99: hahah noob
[>GLOWING: yeah!
[>[BFK] Jack: nerd
[>[BFK] Jack: nerd
[>[BFK] Jack: nerd
[>GLOWING: a gay noob who cant play that wants to be bread
[>GLOWING: haha
[>[BFK] Jack: lol
[>zero99: hah
[>zero99: maybe he wants to be bread because his father was a baker, and LEFT HIS MOTHER
[>zero99: and, y'know, beat him and things
[>GLOWING: I BET SO
[>GLOWING: yeah
[>GLOWING: and maybe touched him 'down there'
[>[BFK] Jack: ur dad touched u
[>zero99: hah!
[>[BFK] Jack: and u liked it

GLOWING killed N!nja with Desert Eagle

[>zero99: glow beat you to it!
[>GLOWING: hey jack, was it a bad touch or a good touch?
[>zero99: probably good
[>zero99: gay people are like that

N!nja killed GLOWING with Five-seveN

[>GLOWING: hahaha
[>GLOWING: they are
[>zero99: did i mention how gay people play poorly?
[>zero99: they suck
[>GLOWING: haha ninja is a cheater
[>zero99: what!
[>zero99: haha how lame
[>zero99: ninja cant play well
[>[BFK] Jack: y do u hate gay people
[>N!nja: im not a cheater

] admin_vote_kick nja

[>[BFK] Jack: i bet u hate jews to

[ADMIN] Vote entered for option #1
N!nja killed self with m61_grenade

[>zero99: i don't hate gay people
[>zero99: i just hate you
[>GLOWING: we both hate you
[>[BFK] Jack: u hate people in wheel chairas
[>[BFK] Jack: chairs
[>zero99: hehehe... yeah
[>GLOWING: you ARE in a wheel chair
[>GLOWING: with a gay
[>zero99: he is!
[>zero99: hahahah
[>[BFK] Jack: i know ur hitler
[>GLOWING: who touches you and calls you his son
[>zero99: that is SOOO like him.

STEAM_0:1:4277004 was kicked due to a vote.
- N!nja has left the game

[>[BFK] Jack: go ninja
[>GLOWING: haha he did go
[>zero99: hahah
[>[BFK] Jack: fuck u nazi
[>GLOWING: hahaha he left you just like your mother
[>zero99: he got owned
[>zero99: owned HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: nazi
[>GLOWING: HARD
[>zero99: how hard did you say?
[>[BFK] Jack: go kill a jew
[>GLOWING: HARD
[>zero99: PWNED!!1
[>GLOWING: yeah!
[>GLOWING: hey hey hey
[>zero99: totally.
[>zero99: hey what?
[>[BFK] Jack: go burn a guy in a wheel chair
[>GLOWING: as hard as he is for gay guys
[>GLOWING: and that is VERY hard
[>zero99: haha!
[>[BFK] Jack: nazi
[>zero99: probably!
[>GLOWING: yeah
[>zero99: you know how those gey guys are.
[>zero99: they are HARD
[>GLOWING: i sure do!
[>GLOWING: HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: dumbass
[>zero99: and then they get OWNED
[>GLOWING: like noobs
[>[BFK] Jack: go learn how to spell
[>zero99: like the DUMBASSES they are
[>GLOWING: because they cant play
[>zero99: they can't play well at all
[>GLOWING: haha
[>GLOWING: yeah
[>zero99: at ALL.
[>GLOWING: ANY at all
[>GLOWING: haha yeah
[>zero99: hey wait a minute!
[>GLOWING: ok!
[>zero99: do you think what we're saying about jack is a bad thing to say?
[>zero99: ...
[>GLOWING: uh...
[>zero99: i DONT
[>zero99: hahaha
[>GLOWING: yeah!
[>zero99: know why?
[>GLOWING: hahaha
[>GLOWING: why?
[>zero99: jack sucks
[>zero99: sucks HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: bite me
[>GLOWING: I KNOW!!!
[>[BFK] Jack: i dont care if i suck
[>zero99: and he bites wheelchairs
[>GLOWING: for fun
[>[BFK] Jack: at a computer games
[>zero99: he bites them so hard their mother feels it
[>GLOWING: hahaha chair biter
[>[BFK] Jack: least i have freinds
[>zero99: hah
[>zero99: yeah
[>[BFK] Jack: freinds
[>[BFK] Jack: freinds
[>[BFK] Jack: freinds
[>zero99: ill bet thats the only thing he can do hard
[>zero99: aside from SUCK
[>GLOWING: haha he thinks his fingers are his friends because they feed him
[>[BFK] Jack: not bots
[>zero99: hahah
[>[BFK] Jack: real freinds
[>GLOWING: hahaha your fingers you mean
[>GLOWING: hahaha you talk to your fingers
[>zero99: hahah
[>[BFK] Jack: u like my fingers dont u
[>zero99: and they just ignore you
[>zero99: like me
[>[BFK] Jack: shove them up your ass
[>zero99: cause you suck and are a noob
[>GLOWING: ahahaha your only friends that are your fingers ignore you
[>GLOWING: hahaha
[>GLOWING: he IS a nobb
[>zero99: n00b, even
[>GLOWING: did you see him play?
[>[BFK] Jack: who cares
[>zero99: i saw!
[>[BFK] Jack: u do
[>GLOWING: hahaha
[>zero99: that was good entertainment for me, because i OWNED HIM HARD.
[>GLOWING: I WATCHED!
[>[BFK] Jack: soooooooo
[>zero99: omg!
[>[BFK] Jack: go get a job
[>GLOWING: you TOTALLY OWNED HIM HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: or freinds
[>zero99: so did you!
[>zero99: i saw it!
[>GLOWING: I DID!
[>GLOWING: i remember
[>zero99: it was awesome!
[>zero99: to the EXTREME
[>GLOWING: i shot him with pellets!
[>[BFK] Jack: u love urself
[>zero99: you soooo shot him
[>zero99: with pellets!
[>[BFK] Jack: no wonder every one hates u
[>zero99: out of your Gun.
[>GLOWING: HARDCORE PELLETS
[>zero99: TOTALLY
[>zero99: and it was so loud
[>[BFK] Jack: u suck nazi
[>zero99: it was INSANE
[>GLOWING: oh i know it was
[>zero99: it was INSANELY LOUD
[>GLOWING: EXTREME INSANE
[>zero99: when you shot him with Pellets from yout Gun!
[>[BFK] Jack: will u two stop flirting with each other
[>GLOWING: I KNOW!!!
[>zero99: i heard it it was so loud
[>[BFK] Jack: gay boy
[>GLOWING: ha he wants to flirt but feels ashamed because he is gay
[>[BFK] Jack: i think u two r the gay ones here
[>zero99: he should be ashamed
[>GLOWING: he SHOULD
[>zero99: because he sucks so much
[>GLOWING: i bet he hates japan too
[>[BFK] Jack: fuck u
[>[BFK] Jack: i hope u die
[>zero99: omg he probably does
[>GLOWING: he is a bigot huh?
[>zero99: totally
[>GLOWING: a GAY bigot
[>[BFK] Jack: yeah y not im japanese
[>zero99: i'll bet his sits at his "p.c" all day
[>GLOWING: that cant play
[>GLOWING: hahha his "p.c" is funny
[>[BFK] Jack: i bet u do
[>zero99: going, "i hate nips, but i love gay guys in wheelchairs"
[>[BFK] Jack: your such noobs
[>GLOWING: haha that is JUST like him
[>[BFK] Jack: noobs
[>[BFK] Jack: noobs
[>zero99: im not done!
[>[BFK] Jack: nooobs
[>zero99: and he goes, "cause i play SOOOO POORLY"
[>GLOWING: oh ho ho i bet you arent, cuz he is a lot worse then just that
[>zero99: now im done
[>GLOWING: OOOOH!
[>zero99: yeah!
[>GLOWING: BURN!
[>zero99: totally
[>[BFK] Jack: fuck u american
[>GLOWING: he is gonna need to go to the emergency room after that EXTREME BURN!!!
[>zero99: hahah he assumes people are of certain nationalities.
[>[BFK] Jack: go bomb ur own team
[>GLOWING: haha just like a bigot
[>[BFK] Jack: i love bush
[>[BFK] Jack: hes awsome
[>zero99: teamkilling wheelchair bound gay biggot that sucks like a n00b
[>[BFK] Jack: he kills his own team
[>GLOWING: yes you do
[>zero99: you DO!
[>zero99: HAH
[>zero99: OOOWNED
[>GLOWING: hahaha we BOTH owned him that time
[>zero99: TOTALLY
[>zero99: that was AWESOME
[>[BFK] Jack: americans r all faggots
[>GLOWING: TO THE MAX
[>[BFK] Jack: who cant win a fight
[>[BFK] Jack: pussys
[>GLOWING: hahaha he thinks we are him i think
[>zero99: man we owned him so hard, it was like that time we both shot him
[>zero99: he does!
[>GLOWING: haha i remember that time
[>GLOWING: he got shot A LOT AND HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: america sucks
[>zero99: oh man i RMEMEBER
[>[BFK] Jack: america sucks
[>zero99: and he was bad, because we killed him and he DIDNT kill us
[>GLOWING: NOT EVEN ONCE
[>zero99: NOT EVEN!!!
[>[BFK] Jack: fuck u cya hopefully never
[>zero99: yeah, that's what SHE said
[>GLOWING: hahah go play with you finger friends then
[>GLOWING: ooooh SNAP
[>zero99: HAHAHAH
[>zero99: did you see that?
[>[BFK] Jack: ok i will least i have them
[>zero99: did you?
[>GLOWING: I DID!
[>[BFK] Jack: instead of bots
[>zero99: I OWNED HIM
[>zero99: HARD
[>[BFK] Jack: u suck
[>GLOWING: HARDDD
[>[BFK] Jack: u suck
[>zero99: just like that time you owned him
[>zero99: i remember that
[>GLOWING: i did own him!

- [BFK] Jack has left the game

[>GLOWING: i bet he... ahahahhahahashahaahhaahhahaha
[>zero99: HAHAHDAHDHHASKHHDAADSADSDHHHSHSHFHA DF&*DF&amp;amp;*F&*fd7d7dfs8dsfhsadbhahbaahhahahhahahahahasdhsa hshadsad
[>GLOWING: that was the greatest thing EVER
[>zero99: my life is officially complete
[>zero99: OMG
[>zero99: post THAT on yer blog
[>GLOWING: i was just thinking such
[>zero99: omg i know!
[>zero99: we both TOTALLY thought that
[>GLOWING: cept i was thinkin of startin a whole new blog fer ragers
[>GLOWING: WE TOTALLY DID
[>zero99: aahahah
[>zero99: my face hurts

My friends say I do this stuff to punish the impatient and humorless. Iunno... whatever.

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The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me
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Mitch Hedberg, Dead at 37

2005-04-02T15:48:00.000-07:00

I can not believe it.

According to a story in today's St. Paul Pioneer Press, comedian Mitch Hedberg died early Wednesday morning (March 30) at the age of 37. The St. Paul, MN, native apparently suffered a heart attack in a New Jersey hotel room, with his wife present.

Mitch Hedberg was easily one of my favorite comedians of all time. I'm talking top 5, and considering my love for stand-up, thats saying a lot.

I really don't know what to say. I'm completely stunned.

Here is Comedy Central's Mitch Hedberg page.

CSS!

2005-04-01T16:56:00.000-07:00

Well I looked up some stuff on CSS and started messing with the template (oh I would really like to thank Douglas Bowman for formatting his template in such an easy to read way) and I figured out how to make the body here a little bit wider. I know that makes it harder to read for people who still surf in 800x600, but I'm going to be a little bit selfish here.

I do have a problem though. I can't figure out how to make the body wider without also making the header wider. Well I can do it, but it seems that the body's position is governed by the header's position. All I end up doing is pushing my sidebar to the bottom or off the page.

If someone could help me out here I would really appreciate it. If you can, please explain both how to fix it AND why. I am trying to learn here, so more then just an example would be nice.

Feel free to email me if you prefer.

Oh! I almost forgot. If you are interested in learning about HTML or CSS, head over to www.w3schools.com. The site is unbelievable. They have easy to understand lessons and a huge refrence section. Oh. Its also totally free without any signups or anything. Thanks to you guys too.

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Daft Punk - Face to Face <demon remix>
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April. Fools!

2005-04-01T14:05:00.000-07:00

Yep. April Fools.
Now that I've taken care of that...

Bush.
WTF MAN!?!?!, as they say in the vernacular.

Well... I voted for Nader. Bush won. I'm leaving.
I am moving to Canada and I'm gonna live there until I have enough money to move to Australia.
I can't take this country anymore. Course its gonna be a while before I have the funds to move, but thats for the best, as I have NO clue where exectly I should move to.

As I have no friends from the great white north, I'm asking for any help you can give. I have always wanted to move to Canada, but to be TOTALLY honest, that was just because of Five Iron Frenzy. So uh...

OMFGGGGG HELP!!!!11one

Stupid New Goldfinger...

2005-04-01T00:49:00.000-07:00

to specifically NOT quote that newer of Goldfinger songs:

Im wasted again.
I sincerly hope this doesnt become a habit, as it becomes rather not fun right here at the end.
for those who are confused: im a very good boy who has wated until he became 21 to begin drinking more then a beer or two at a time.

I do believe that i am drunk enough to get away with posting mc chris lyrics.
NOTE: it is important that it be written and thought of as mc chris and NOT M.C. Chris, as that just aint his style.

white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud
then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint?
then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from
the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a
tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. cuz I love that song,
I love that groove. motherfucker, I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s
alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that:

white kids love hip hop white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud
then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin’ half pint?
then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from
the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a
tube sock. it’s tupac, it’s big pop, it’s hip hop, it don’t stop. cuz I love that song,
I love that groove. motherfucker, I can’t help but move. so if you don’t mind, if it’s
alright with you I’m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that:

white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop

white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with
infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they
can motherfuckin’ handle. skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food
cartoons after ittin’ some erb. freakin dem flirts, making’m pur till it hurts, just a
couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters
that are measured in milimeters. we don’t talk in the theaters like we’re siskel and ebert.
we drink box wine and we listen to weezer.

white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop

white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with
infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they
can motherfuckin’ handle. skippin’ school, breakin’ rules and flippin the bird, fast food
cartoons after ittin’ some erb. freakin dem flirts, making’m pur till it hurts, just a
couple nerds clockin’ the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters
that are measured in milimeters. we don’t talk in the theaters like we’re siskel and ebert.
we drink box wine and we listen to weezer.

white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop
white kids love hip hop

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WINAMP OFF
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V8?

2005-03-31T01:30:00.000-07:00

I hate V8.
Just, ya know... fyi.

The Idiots Are Taking Over

2005-03-30T01:53:00.000-07:00

it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership exceeding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

what are we left with?
a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture

the idiots are takin over

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NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over
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Full Metal Alchemist

2005-03-29T17:12:00.000-07:00

Ok, I've just recently finished watching what is easily the greatest anime ever.

I've never seen anything like it. The action is fucking great. I could never do this series justice, so i'll throw you over here. I would suggest getting the fansubbed version of the series via BitTorrent. I've just added links to my favorite client BitLord and the excellent TorrentSpy.com.

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Bad Religion - American Jesus
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Fun With KOTOR 2

2005-03-29T02:44:00.000-07:00

So I started an uber light-side character named Jesus...
Hilarity ensued.

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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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First Post, innit.

2005-03-28T21:03:00.000-07:00

I'm Jack.
Hi.
First post...

Really just here to test stuff so I can get this thing set up how I want.

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Cowboy Bebop - Rush
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